Dear world.
Today my friend turned 19. HAHA YES HE IS OLDER THAN ME, HOW DARE PEOPLE THINK HE'S 13 AND I'M 30. He got an MC today, because he's a cheater. (I know he will kill me if he sees this.) I declare that we are BFF because we didn't realise that we were text messaging each other since morning. This has never happened in my life.
so uhm, for the fifth time, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEWHOCOULDBENAMEDBUTIDON'TWANTTONAMEYOU! I hope you like the card and get fatter than me the next time I see you. I hope my present will humour you.
(I promise it isn't a gay vibrator.)

And something for Zakiyyah:
DO YOU KNOW THAT KRANJI HAS A LOT OF AFRICANS? And they always come to the office, you know! They're so talll and broad, and they have like an accent! 'I DO NOD AVE DE APITIDE TO ID ANYMUR' (I do not have the appetite to eat anymore.)
And like so cool la, the guy's phone rings and he picks it up, and speaks in NIGERIAN! Or african, or something haha like whooooooooahhhhhhhhhh cooooool. And you know its like, they come every 2 days, and it's different african guy everytime! haha zaki you would love to work at my place lahhhh.

To Nettie:
I WANT MY EMAIL, WHY HAVENT I GOTTEN MY EMAILLLLLLLL.

Labels: friends, happy talk