Reasons why I am a happy shit.

1) I have bought the Phantom of The Opera DVD, watched it again last night, and am completely obsessed with Phantom & Gerard Butler. I watched the special features and I feel that my life has been fulfilled. (Gerry is amazing and sensational and hot and I love his teeth.)

2) I bought Shantaram.

3) I am going to wrap Shantaram.

4) I am going to finish a portrait of my sister today.

5) Someone new has added me on their watchlist.

6) Gerry Butler is a scots man, and I love Scottish men.

7) I think I am going to make a list of hot men.
(Johnny Depp, Barry Pepper, Christian Bale, Gerard Butler, David Wenham, Joseph Sitora, and etc.)

8) I think I will try to drill a hole in my bedroom wall so I can hang up my LOTR framed poster.

9) I have memorised most of the script of LoTR, mostly in TTT and ROTK. But the point is, I am going to watch PoTO a million more times and memorise the script. Haha okay, I am a freak.

10) I love Gerry's teeth, Barry's nose, Johnny's jaws, Wenham's nose, Bale's lips.

Now the bad news.

1) Cousins are here, so I can't sing for 2 weeks, no privacy, stupid noisy kids, smelly toilet, stupid boys.

2) I am fat. Haha, oh wait, I don't think I've said that before.

3) I love Gerry and far away men. Which means, I don't like nearby boys. Which means I don't care about how I look. Which means, acne is taking over my life.

I could go on and write a book about my plight. So I guess I will stop now.

Labels: barry pepper, gerard butler, phantom of the opera, stupid obsessions