I wrote my first movie review! Which is like so whatever and ghastly, but it's top ten so I'm happy for now.

http://www.helium.com/tm/353352/pirates-caribbean-worlds-heavy

I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 AT WORLD'S END AND I REALISED ORLANDO BLOOM IS HANDSOME, BUT MY HEART STILL LIES WITH JOHNNY DEPP. HE'S BRILLIANT AND INSANE.
I WILL WATCH IT AGAIN.

But I've decided that I probably will not marry a good scottish man. I'd like to marry a dirty pirate with smudgy eyeliner. Real men wear eyeliner. And I'm talking crap. And I'm going to have sex with my Jack Sparrow poster now.

Labels: johnny depp, movie, pirates of the caribbean