I think the person who called 'menses', 'period' must have been a male or a woman who's never gone through puberty. I don't care about sinosoidal curves, and how a 'period' describes a span of time. 'Period' is PERIOD. A stop. Sure, having your period does put a stop to things.

But do you know what it should be called? MY GOD, have compassion young man, a period is a tough thing to go through. Sanitary pads are investments, and spills are lessons so that you'll remember to chanage. You know what's the worst thing? FUCKING CRAMPS! Oh my god, menstrual cramp is the worst pain to endure. Sheesh, it's not 'period'. More like a 'sentence.'

Yeah, I like that. I think I might use it. Hey guys, I'm having a sentence now! Watch me die of cramps! Wheee!






So yesterday, I had the worst 'womanly pains' ever. I was about to die and go home. But I had a practical, so I went to 7-eleven to get the pink pill. My god, the cashier was dashing. How embarassing. I put the pink box on the counter, he gave me the cutest smirk and put it nicely in a plastic bag. How considerate! I said thank you, and wished I had bought something else. Now my face drop already lah. Aiyoh! (my god, look, the singlish is coming out.)

My favourite thing now is the pink pill. I'm going to bring it everywhere with me. Because pink pill is good luck, and it makes your cramps go to sleep.

Now that I'm done, feel free to call me lame. I don't care. I am a fucking happy cramp-free person.

Labels: annoying, happy talk