You know the syrup cordial we keep in our dark cupboard?

Sheesh, it's like a tavern when you open the cap. There are huge big dark drunk ants lying all over. And when you say boo, it's like they spring to life walking in zig zags and stuff. Diabetic drunkards. They don't pay in the tavern, aye. It's good enough there's no fucking over the bottle rim. I wouldn't want to drink my syrup with ant semen juice in it.

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