I believe that in my previous life I was a mermaid.
I am scared of deep water.

It is my dream to become a vampire.
I am afraid to sleep in a coffin.

I like blood.
I hate seeing graphic images.

I am passionate about weight loss and calories.
I am fat.

I am boring.
I am funny.

I believe in karma.
I am a bad bad person.

People somewhat see me as a puritan.
I like naked women and horny men.

Half of my wardrobe is pink.
I don't like pink.

I eat chocolate.
I hate chocolate.

In my previous life I flew. So I was a flying mermaid.
I'm afraid of heights.

I am a people potrait artist.
I hate people.

I like Orchard Road.
I hate crowds.

I like excitement.
It makes me vomit.

I don't know how to lie.
I lie all the time.



I don't believe in previous and afterlife.
But I'm sure I was a pretty damn hot sexy flying mermaid.

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