Number of potential boyfriends = zero
Number of bestfriends = zero
Money left = zero
Progress = zero

Weight = infinity.

Happy factor = a million points.


Gerry Butler is positively sexy and beautiful. He is a man beast. I just had a Gerry spree yesterday and got more of his movies, and I just watched Timeline, but it was a little crap, and the actors and script were ghastly. But who would've taken that into account when Gerry is in it?

While Butler is unmarried and making movies, I'm a happy kitten.

James and Adam has also contributed to the million point happy factor.

But I've fallen ill again. It must've been the Gerry spree.

so, HOW DO YOU DO OLD MAN?

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