I HAVE ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S EYEBROWS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE BORN WITH THOSE EYEBROWS!

God is fair. I have big eyes (bet you haven't seen them, as they're hiding behind my glasses for years) , I have thick lips that people would inject botox for, I have red carpet hair, I have Gorgo's tits. Haha, let's look at what I don't have. I'm not thin, I have andrew lloyd webber's eyebrows, and I have wicked imagination.

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Aha, Americans are so erotic. You can pretend to be grating their dicks with cheese graters and they get horny as hell.