I am so pumped right now. I got in. I watched 300. Like a true Spartan, Spartan's never retreat, Spatan's never surrender. (Laughs) I couldn't even describe how anxious I was, 'What if they don't let me in? I wouldn't know what to say!'

I have been left speechless really. It's beyond my vocabulary to describe it. It was hard to concentrate at the beginning, when I heard David Wenham narrate. Because I love my David, I wanted to squeak. So I told myself, I've been waiting for this all year, don't let my love for Wenham blur my vision. Lo! Wenham was truly sexy beyond words. Two of my favourite actors in one movie that I've been waiting for. (So you know how disappointed I was when I found out it was m-18) Gerry was sexy, he had the most amazing body. I read about all the work he did, and his co-stars thought him insane. (Just too bad, he won't keep that shape anymore.) When I saw Gerry's ass, I wanted to shout, 'Oh my god, Gerry has an beautiful well toned ass.' But I've seen Wenham's before, and it was sexier and had dimples on them. (HEHE FUCKKKK.)

I got used to it immediately. I read a lot of reviews, saying that it looked more of a video game and you had to get used to it. But oh, the pauses in action sequences, the cgi skies, the flying heads- I loved it. I fucking loved it. It wasn't only the battle scenes that I craved for. The love of King Leodinas and the Queen was so real and emotional, that you could actually feel it. The King goes into battle with his queen on his mind. When he said, 'my queen, my wife, my love,' Ah, just got me right there. The Queen would do anything for her king, and it was so sad (when the blah blah blah... watch it you doofus.) I would have loved it even if it wasn't Gerry or David in it. They just made it better. Oh, fuck, I want to watch it again. I want to be a Spartan man.

But 45 minutes into the movie, I had to pee. I waited until the scene of Dilios (Wenham) and the King (Gerry) to end before I ran like the wind to the washroom. What a spoiler!

300 was intense, exciting, gripping. Every scene was memorable. A true masterpiece. The CGI, OST, and actors were brilliant. And I found the right words to say about this film.

IT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.

And what I've learned from this, was about honor, pride, and that Spartan women has tiny tits but Persian women has huge ones.

I bought the soundtrack, because I just needed to relive the moments. And now I have a clearer idea about what I want to write to Gerry when I get on my fan letter. Haha, so long and farewell.

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