I guess it's pathetic to wait for something extraordinary to happen to your day rather than making everyday extraordinary.

And why is the internet getting ridiculously boring?

Haha I woke up with a big scare. Being a nonchalant lazy bum, I woke up around 10am and went for the teevee(yes, this is how tv is spelt, according to mr weasley. i'm a nerd, so shoot me) straightaway. My 5 year old sister was colouring blissfully at the coffee table, and I noticed this cut-out butterfly stuck in this nips chocolate jar. So okay, it should be from a cereal box or something, because it looked incredibly cardboardish. So I ignored it and sat near the funny cut-out butterfly. Watched teevee, and there stood my other 11 year old sister, staring at the nips jar. And she said, 'Do you know that that butterfly is real?'

'No kidding.'

'I saw it move.'

*stares* 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' *runs far far away from jar*

Oh my god, who brought in the blasted butterfly?! It was humungous. HUGE. Fucking GIANT. And my freak 5 sister was just colouring beside it and adoring it. I freaked out and screamed again.

(YES, I'M INSANELY TERRIFIED OF BUTTERFLIES.)

The maid rushed in and said she caught it. Poor butterthing. I told my lil sis and her to set it free because, 'I believe in the freedom of animals.' So they went out, and opened the jar and it flapped its wings for about a few seconds and went back into the corridor. By then the maid and my sis were screaming and I fucking ran into my room. Freaky. Butterthings are freaks of nature. I like them dead. I have a collection of dead butterflies on my wall.

It landed on corridor floor. Oh my god, I thought it was dying, for it refused to move anywhere. My maid swept it away and it fluttered again and we all screamed.

EWWW it laid eggs inside the chocolate jar! HUGE OOZING RED HUMUNGOUS EGGS! Fuck, that's nasty. The thought of them turning into caterpillars just freaked me out. So my maid threw them out of the window, hoping that the wind would carry and blow them to a safe home(hahahahaha.)

I took a picture(FROM FAR) because you don't get to see a GIANT RED butterfly everyday in your life.


Not cropped just to show you how big it is. VERY BIG. Pixelated like hell because I zoomed in like hell.

Because of that my maid said it would look nicer on the plant. And my dad loves bird nest ferns so we have this giant fern in front of our house. Lol, she put it on the plant(a thousand screams later.) It was so fucking near so my 5 year old sis took this shot.


Ugly border. Just to spice it up a bit. Haha, curves also.

I took the next one. Woohoo, go me.


And then I told them to go put it back on the ground cause it would lay more eggs and caterpillars would start attacking dad's plant. So she pulled it off and it fluttered and landed on her shirt and both of them were screaming(haha, by this time I was in my room, peeking through a crack through the door.)

Eventually and finally(phew!) it flew up to god knows where.

I think it went back and laid eggs all over the place! On the window! EW. Prostitute butterfly la. Its eggs were everywhere. On the window, behind the shoerack, on the door mat, everywhere. YUCK. We totally killed them. Hell no way would I want gazillion caterpillars crawling all over the place. Damn it woman, she's clever. I think she knows birds don't come to our place so all her children would survive and eat all our plants.

Ah well, the butterfly situation is over now. Well, at least something exciting happened to my day, eventhough it's childish as hell.

I'm heartbroken. Shush.