I was going to write about how I swore at my mum under my breath in the morning and bummed my ass all over to work and created a hole in my eraser, rolled my eyes secretly at my boss, went to the toilet every minute, tried to poison myself with dried lemons and how no one bothered to text me the whole day :(

But that's about my life every single day, being angry at everyone, at myself, whining about everything. HAHA on a lighter note, on the occasion that MONDAY is over and that I would have to go through only 2 more monday blues in Kranji, I will post something I wrote in my head during the depressing bus trip home.

I wondered how my personal ad would sound like.

" Hi, I'm Ana. I am eighteen so it allows me to post my nude pictures online! I'm looking for no one in particular, because I'm trying to discover my sexual preferences. I like men because they're so big and harddd, but I'm also sexually attracted to women. When they're not looking I look at their arses and tits, imagining ourselves in the shower and how they would react if I asked them if I could grab their boob. Favourite ways to spend my time is to watch porn, phone sex (I am very creative with words and I really want to hear you wank,) watch more porn with older women in it, oh, painting and telling lies. I will take no more blowjob requests because I believe it is very un-feminist and degrading towards women."


HAHA. If you believed that you're an idiot. But the bit about phone sex is tehehehehehe.

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