Okay now I wish I had a waxing kit. You know, I could do my eyebrows really fast and they'll probably look symmetrical. I have Gerry's eyebrows. As you can see from my header above, his right eyebrow is a little sparse. My left eyebrow is sparse.

I'm really enjoying this shallow talk and being so self-consumed. Haha, I hate shallow people who talk about shallow things and make-up and stupid boys, and losing weight.

And now I think I miss an old friend who has dismissed me forever. We used to bitch about shallow people and the common man, the drunkards, the idiots who don't know how to type and spell, about sleeping pills and how it affects your mortality, and how we enjoy every minute of insanity, and of course, the days where she comes online very drunk or high and start flooding my screen with random things. I also enjoyed her talking to me about women and how she said she would ask me out when I move there. Of course the relationship only lasted 3 years, so the visions of sex, the pretzel position and chocolate-licking eventually dispersed and dissipated. I'm not sorry because I wasn't such a lesbian and the idea of dildos wasn't working for me too well. At the end of the day, manflesh rules. I'm sure it was good for her while it lasted.

Patrick Dempsey is hot. Oh wow, that was a nice thing to say, now that it's out of my system.

Labels: friends, random talk, shallow shits