Dear unprivate diary which has been penetrated and seduced by many,

I am a very sad person.

Do you know why I'm a very sad person?

It's like this my mute one, I studied so hard for my Engineering Design last night, that I completely abandoned my GEMS. I was all tired and my head was cramped with many possibilities and tips, I thought I found happiness. Because I was confident that I could at least pass my design. And the nasty boys didn't tell us there was no test today. I felt so sad, and I wanted to be in kindergarten. Because in kindergarten you could shake the prime minister's hand even if you didn't work hard for it. It's okay if you don't understand me today, because I want to suck on purpose.

I am sad today. Junsh farted at me 5 times. He probably farted a million times while on the way out of school, and I kept running away but he kept running towards me with his butt first and farted at me. (I know Nettie would've enjoyed it.) Hehe. This makes me sad. Because I perspired too much and I stank.

I am very sad today. Because I am sad everyday. I ate 2 meals, and I am very sad for this. I am fat, and I am sad for this too.

I am extremely sad today because the OSIM chair just came in, and I tried it and screamed like mad and started laughing because I felt like I was being molested. This is bad for my health because I laughed too much today, so it makes me sad too. I am sad because everyone is enjoying the best massage in the world and I'm suffering from a shoulder ache because I don't like rollers to touch my buttocks.

I am also very sad because Father is watching Incredible Tales outside, and it's so loud, and I am scared.

I am sad today so I am not going to do my homework.

I am also sad because I talk like an idiot. But it's okay. I am sad today.



:( :( :(

Love,
girl with incredibly itchy legs.

Labels: random talk, sad