Okay, so I will not elaborate about my sunny getaway because I would get really bitchy and you really wouldn't like me.

I would like to fucking mutter about something that is worth fucking bitching about. By the way, I like to say 'fuck' a lot, so deal. If you think I'm in my PMS phase, then you are so fucking right.

So anyway, there is this bazaar going on. PFFFT yesh bazaar hates me and I hate them because they make me feel useless and fucking fat and suicidal kthxbye. My sister asked me a favour to buy this 'salmon pizza', so I said ok. So yadayadayada, reached there, got TOTALLY IGNORED by this extremely obnoxiously fuckingly boisteriously RUDE woman seller, plus, she was being really racist. And guess what. I GOT TOTALLY PISSED OFF. Ok hello, being ignored isn't enough for me to die, but being racist, sheesh that's deadly man.

And for fucking sakes the food SUCKS. Oh you, I hope the basket of durians beside your stall breaks apart and durians go rolling down delivering a slow and painful kill. I believe in karma, so shut up.

Oh yes huh, this is what Ana gets. For starters, I'm really fucking ugly and fat, and next everyone tries to judge me, and I get racism thrown at me almost every fucking day. Yes thank you humankind of the world, I LOVE YOU. What an absolutely attractive package. I would really like to live till ripe old age because I enjoy people being rude to me, and rude people are absolutely delightful to live with.

PFFT. Unfortunately I've got only a love spellbook, courtesy of my dearest Faye. I need a hexes and curses spellbook because my world would be much more cheery with people dead due to plagues. I'll befriend karma by doing great deeds so she'll help me bring mishap to those I wish to inflict ill upon. Maybe I'll befriend some tigers and lions too and set them onto people's houses. Hehe, that seems like a nice thing to do. Good idea. *evil laugh*

I'm only evil because everyone is evil to me. So HAH.

Okay rant over. For now, maybe.