Ten things to do before starting muay thai:

1) Build up stamina and endurance (I don't know how, but I have 2 days.)
2) Get the dashing guy with curly hair from capoeira/chanbara to go out with me. (Put a star to this, VERY VERY IMPORTANT!)
3) Do weights.
4) Shave legs. (It's a forest! with bunnies!)
5) Decrease breast size. (I don't want to have any obstacles while sparring with Zaki.)
6) Do regular sit ups, push ups, and what have you.
7) Get a pedicure.
8) Get the dashing guy with curly hair wearing a green shirt tending to the capoeira/chanbara booth to go out with me (STARRED. VERY VERY IMPORTANT!)
9) Get the dashing guy with extremely curly hair and sharp nose and dark skin wearing a green shirt and a brown pants and nice calves, tending to the capoeira/chanbara booth to go out with me. (VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT!)
10) Get the dashing guy with extremely curly hair and sharp nose and dark skin wearing a green shirt and a pair of brown pants and nice calves, who made eye contact with me and noticed me staring wide eyed and fascinated at him, who was tending to the capoeiro/chanbara booth to go out with me. (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.)



I feel severely bimbotic today. I need to read the dictionary.

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